“Ram Altman” Is Now a Linux Script That Emails Sam Altman Daily to Report How Much Unused RAM Is in Your PC
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some wrote A bash script that writes to Sam Altman once a day to report the RAM he missed.
ram-altman.lol
UploadYourRam.org - Make Sam Altman Happy Again!
didn't think so
cross-posted from: lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/46344343
bsky.app/profile/…/3mseieqolt22q
Give me a name!
cross-posted from: sh.itjust.works/post/69486733
with Claudes new model we can slop up a 16th and 17th at record pace!
made this in response to seeing mony.lol but figured it might do well in this sub too
Two decades ago clients assumed I was a Java developer because of my name. Today there’s a Java tool named after me ☕ 🤣
Speed, on the full configs: 3.6–5.7x faster on one thread, up to 38x on 16, and 37–400 MB of memory instead of 3–4 GB. A single file takes about 10 ms, which is the number I actually cared about, because that’s what makes it usable in a pre-commit hook.
Did you check inside the box?
🙏🙏🙏
At least let me sit
C:\Sierra\run
cross-posted from: lemmy.today/post/62743547
Vibe coded Bank SMS
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Real money comes from a printer.
Regulated Access Memory
sigh...
Animorphs did it first
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says its “terrible to have everybody have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM” instead of shoving it all in datacentres
C++ superiority
With a bit of fiddeling you can use every kind of bracket to basically make function calls in c++
Here are the links to the snippets, all compile and run
Rust: godbolt.org/z/bM3d7bG14
OCaml: godbolt.org/z/17oMv83zx
C++: godbolt.org/z/9Y3WfoE1W
Fun for the whole family