2026-11-09 21:44 UTC
Captains log:
Today is day 11,320 of being married and still no extra-marital affairs with Chinese spies.
Perhaps something is wrong with me?
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@Ichinin@infosec.exchange 2026-11-10 01:22
@jerry@infosec.exchange i find it discriminatory that no female Chinese spies want me after i left the military, especially now when i can actually date them.