@TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone
2026-10-29 22:09 UTC
Replies (33)
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@Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2026-10-29 22:16
might be a cheeky way to say gender neutral but
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@poweruser@lemmy.sdf.org 2026-10-29 22:41
That moon is impossible! Either there are stars in front of it or most of the moon is missing or transparent. I’m starting to doubt the astronomical validity of this decal
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@Bitflip@lemmy.ml 2026-10-29 22:57
Easy, left is for a #1 and right is for a #2
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@yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 2026-10-29 22:59
Easy: Was it between sunrise and dawn at the time you were born?
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@jumperalex@lemmy.world 2026-10-29 23:04
Easy … Moon … moon blood … menstrual cycle … women … also werewolves Sun … son … men … but no vampires.
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@TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2026-10-29 23:15
But can you piss on the Moon in the right-hand bathroom?
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@Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 2026-10-29 23:21
What’s the point to different restrooms depending on the time of day? Wouldn’t be better to allow both to be used all the time?
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@Sergio@piefed.social 2026-10-29 23:36
They’re both for women. In one case the women are worshipping the sun, in the other case they’re worshipping the moon. Men go outside in the alleyway.
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@Susaga@sh.itjust.works 2026-10-30 00:17
Well you obviously shit in the room on the right, cause that’s the one where you moon the toilet.
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@blackjam_alex@lemmy.world 2026-10-30 00:29
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@svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-10-30 01:14
Which one of these produced the remix of 19-2000 by Gorillaz?
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@sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-10-30 01:45
Instructions unclear, left a mess in the hallway.
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@Eiri@lemmy.ca 2026-10-30 01:49
Extravert bathroom on the left, introvert bathroom on the right.
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@TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2026-10-30 02:55
Pee is yellow like the sun. Poop is dark like the night.
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@the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 2026-10-30 03:47
Honestly putting nonsense words on them is fine.
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@bequirtle@lemmy.world 2026-10-30 04:31
NO sun children in moon children’s sports!!! 🚫🚫🚫
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@Bysmuth@lemmy.zip 2026-10-30 05:39
Don’t even need to know about gods, lots of languages have gendered nouns. In Spanish the sun is masculine and the moon feminino. It’s the opposite in german.
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@Axolotl_cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-10-30 07:37
Technically we are all childs of the sun so i choose left
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@ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2026-10-30 07:43
Unisex, got it.
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@Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2026-10-30 08:40
I was born at 3am (midnight of the soul), so moon child I guess. But I am also a morning person, so either?
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@Flukeyfox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-10-30 12:01
I’m a night owl (fox? :3c) so I believe the moon door would be relevant for me
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@SourDragon@lemmy.world 2026-10-30 12:05
The woman’s restroom is always the cleaner one, so whichever that one is
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@yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-10-30 12:08
Like transfem egg with science reasons, craving for hrt and change - boymode at day, but while none watching at nigh, goes fem and joy.
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@yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 2026-10-30 13:54
A Pokémon fan would say: “Oh! It depends on what version of Sun and Moon you bought! Wait, but I bought both versions… Which one should I pick?”
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@Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-10-30 16:37
The only de-gendered bathroom signs I think works are “Toilets” and “Toilets and Urinals”. If we’re removing the aspect of gender then that’s the only real difference between bathrooms.
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@Erdalion@lemmy.world 2026-10-30 18:00
Back in college I was wasted and went to a bathroom like this. I figured the moon was the dude’s toilet because reasons. I was wrong.
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@Caesium@lemmy.world 2026-10-30 22:29
my siblings and I ended up getting some space motifs from my mom. My sister is her sun, my brother is her moon and I’m her stars. As a woman than makes me a sun child
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@Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2026-10-30 22:48
In a situation like this I defer to sound tactical advice: Hesitation and delay kill more troops than bad planning, treachery and bad luck.
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@benderbeerman@lemmy.world 2026-10-31 00:03
Better choose right, there’s a genital inspection from an unlicensed and heavily armed bigot on the other side of the wrong door
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@NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2026-10-31 16:10
The proper choice is to leave the building entirely.
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@alapakala@quokk.au 2026-10-30 00:31
It’s english, so it should follow norse rules. Either way, moon door has no handle, so only wizards can open the moon door.
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@Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2026-10-31 16:12
Muslims on right and soulsborne players on left?
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@eupraxia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-10-31 19:09
the crescent moon is kiki and the sun is bouba. this establishment doesn’t care what’s in your pants but will ABSOLUTELY NOT tolerate kiki vibes in the bouba bathroom