2026-01-21 23:24 UTC
Replies (12)
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@puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-01-21 23:34
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@Asafum@lemmy.world 2026-01-22 00:48
“I’m filing a complaint about a broken snailperson button. I must have pressed it 35 times and never did I get, nor turn into, a snailperson.”
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@dimjim@sh.itjust.works 2026-01-22 00:48
Nice try immortal snail, you won’t get me that easy!
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@otacon239@lemmy.world 2026-01-22 01:03
🐌
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@snoons@lemmy.ca 2026-01-22 01:43
LICK THE BUTTON LICK THE BUTTON LICK THE BUTTON LICK THE BUTTON
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@recklessengagement@lemmy.world 2026-01-22 03:35
Snutton
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@A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 2026-01-22 05:34
Do snails climb up metal posts like this? I think kids are behind this, and I approve. I have seen them collecting snails by the dozen and carrying them around in their little grubby hands.
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@pedz@lemmy.ca 2026-01-22 06:40
I once brought my nephew camping on an island with millions of snails. When the evening came I didn’t think much about them and proposed a bike tour around the island. Well, we will remember that. They were impossible to avoid just by their numbers so we were hearing dozens bouncing on the bike trailer, or being shot left and right by the wheels. My nephew was horrified. He wanted us to stop but we were now in the middle of it so we plowed through. Poor snails. But they should have known better than just fuck in the middle of a trail.
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@DmMacniel@feddit.org 2026-01-22 08:20
Don’t give this button to the French!
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@joker54@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-01-22 13:24
They were merely helping people escar “go” I’ll see myself out.
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@solidheron@sh.itjust.works 2026-01-22 13:34
Kick the button
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@diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2026-01-23 04:10