Me unboxing a new computer in 2016: oh, this is so exciting! Look how stylish you are, let's see all the new stuff you can do for me. Me unboxing a new computer in 2026: yeah, yeah, big woop. Shut the fuck up! I said shut up! It does ONLY what Mommy wants or it gets the belt. Don't even try to contact Google, you traitorous piece of crap. I miss the old days. #computers #google #surveillance #privacy #enshittification