2026-11-09 06:50 UTC
tho seriously
i do not understand billionaires getting caught in cheating scandals
the picosecond i make my first billion dollars, if i am so inclined to this life, i am giving my partner and any children a hundred million each and then revamping my public aesthetic as a slutty hedonistic vampire who fucks and sucks and rides monster trucks
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@oxy@social.bsdlab.au 2026-11-09 06:52
@trenchworms@eldritch.cafe who needs a billion? I do that every time I get paid! (aside from the $100m of course - its more like I slip them a $20)
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@jmopp@masto.ai 2026-11-09 07:04
@trenchworms@eldritch.cafe Wealth is wasted on the wealthy