@jmax@mastodon.social @cstross@wandering.shop you go door-to-door. “Hello, *checks paper, clicks tongue and trills*, as you know, it’s March and the dread-lord demands skulls. We’re going around the stellar neighborhood, asking if you have skulls and whether we can take them off your hands. Naturally, we’ll deflesh them, even extract them from living beings if you’re squeamish about that sort of thing…”