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@d6@merveilles.town

2026-03-26 19:14 UTC

thesis: age-verification infects all major operating systems and platforms antithesis: hackers build operating systems for microcontrollers like esp32 synthesis: you need to verify your age before you can use your thermostat

Replies (8)

  • @anthk@neopaquita.es 2026-03-26 20:08

    @d6 or subleq+eforth

    Open ##1729442

  • @aparrish@friend.camp 2026-03-26 23:25

    @d6 i was thinking about this earlier, like you hook up your jtag and the first text that comes back on the wire is "a/s/l"

    Open ##1729443

  • @c0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.io 2026-03-27 00:36

    @d6 nonrepudiation, the thermostat feature that cranky dads were missing all along

    Open ##1729455

  • @sjb@mstdn.io 2026-03-27 02:54

    @d6 I heard generation alpha don't even like modern tech, probably because 1. it's bad and 2. they're banned from using it.

    Open ##1729457

  • @SuperMoosie@mastodon.au 2026-03-27 05:07

    @d6 "You must be over 21 to adjust the thermostat"

    Open ##1729460

  • @d6 at one point, we'll need to verify out identity to verify out identity, locking us out of computer

    Open ##1729463

  • @Phracker2Art@mstdn.social 2026-03-27 14:41

    @d6 This idea that you have to be 18 to see tits on the Internet is absolutely absurd. There's nothing harmful about the human body. I was looking at naked girls at 15 and it had zero negative effect on my psyche. I didn't grow up scarred because I saw naked people on the Internet before the magical age of 18.

    Open ##1729464

  • @moses_izumi@fe.disroot.org 2026-03-27 19:06

    @d6 I made a post about the idea of Amiga enthusiasts becoming a lynchpin of European digital soverignty: https://fe.disroot.org/notice/B4VymVUkhWBN6PaAnA (tagging it with #trollphysics would've been appropriate, but would've undermined the point)

    Open ##1729465