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  at my endo appointment this morning i was planning to go "heyy can we look at prog maybe :neodog_pleading:", what i did not expect was her to go entirely unprompted "yeah we should get you on prog and see if that helps your breast growth"

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  i loooove tests that change their result on every rerun but are somehow completely consistent within each run /s :neocat_floof_explode:

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  proving once again that what doesn't kill you makes you horny for weird stuff

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  me, 5 minutes ago: oh look kube is so cool, it took literally five seconds to deploy a copy of foundry for a friend! me, now: mh, I seem to have shot my own foundry instance in the process :neocat_floof_explode:

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  POV: you know where you are, because you know where you aren't

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  $company: *makes a teeny-tiny (/s) tax fucky-wucky* the german employees in slack: *extremely loud agitated beehive noises*

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  after watching the latest clabretro video, I think my homelab dream would be to have an IBM Z mainframe in my basement

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  this weekend of building furniture is really turning me into a philips head screw hater :neobot_angry:

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  hm, what about a bed frame made from aluminium t-slot extrusion, for maximum hardpoint availability :neobot_think:

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  realizing the absurdity of me being hesitant to write smut fiction about things I haven't personally experienced 1:1, meanwhile politicians who have never worked an honest hour in their lives are out there making the most misinformed decisions that affect the lives of tens of millions of people

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  random person meows at me on telegram (like two weeks ago, I only had spoons to reply now) I ask if I know them they don't remember, maybe they were horny (I have "kinky" in my username) I share my fansly and fedi they say they're no longer interested, they found a partner in the meantime and don't wanna cheat I'm like 🤨, say a few words about monogamous people and their arbitrary rules five messages later they say shit like "my woman" (and make it clear they&...

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  if anyone at the CSD Stuttgart today wants to say hi, this thing is near the front with the weissenburg group at position 10 :neobot_floof:

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  you either die a junior programmer, or you live long enough to become the grumpy "keep it simple, ya dingus" senior programmer

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  I think I stumbled into actual purgatory today, the fucking parking garage of doom, despair and everything unfair

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  me when I'm reading about all the things my friends want to do to me~ :neobot_blush_dizzy: #AltAfterDark #AccessibilityIsHotAF

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  woof?

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  saying "that would go hard, just like me :3" is a fun catchphrase

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  By decree of her Majesty, the Empress, the royal Karmorillian Empire Drive Yards shall thenceforth be known as the royal Drive Yards to the Karmorillian Empire, or the royal DYKE for short

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  one downside of dysphoria is that after a few years of that my underwear drawer is now filled with stuff designed to minimise bulge, when now I'd rather be interested in showing it off a bit more :3

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  i hope I'll find the spoons soon to go through my recent (and not so recent by now) nudes and sort them and write alt text and get around to posting them

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  so many funny things that could've caused the issues I've been troubleshooting since yesterday: tailscale, their kube operator, the 'new' unRaid tailscale plugin, nfs permissions, port forwarding, a bunch of other minor things i tried... No. Absolutely none of that. it was DNS. again. :neocat_floof_explode:

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  I should start a "days since dokki made a passing remark that had our architect go 'wait hold up, we're doing WHAT?'" counter

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  wdym I forgot about it? I'd never do such a thing :neobot_floof_angel:

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  cardan shafts gotta be one of the sexiest mechanisms :neobot_floof:

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  :neocat_floof_explode:

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  I got gendered correctly? on the TELEPHONE?? when I wasn't even really TRYING to put on my good voice????

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  case in point: when my friend group plays DayZ, we avoid PvP, just build our base, go hunting and scavenging, and show off when we find a big pouch that fits on the plate carrier and matches its camo pattern. It's literally just FashionZ

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  hm, do I continue fighting with hugo, or do I just rewrite my blog in typst... :neobot_think:

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  taxiing into position at a gentle maneuvring pace, then a brief period of as much acceleration as my dinky car will give me and suddenly I'm set free onto the battlespace

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  it's always an enjoyable time when I get to pull out the go pprof alongside my metrics and chase after a "why's it doing that?" all day and write an above average detailed report about it. I don't think more than one person ever reads those reports, and based on how most things go around there it'd have been more than acceptable to skip all that and just go with a gut feel "yeah it probably won't explode" yesterday afte...