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  SUSAN COLLINS IS CONCERNED

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  RE: https://flipboard.com/@sciencealert/sciencealert-3mvdqjtaz/-/a-a7-Gb5knQliqKAzwm-8Rhg%3Aa%3A565656366-%2F0 Glad to get something from all the extra years of bleeding. 😑 #perimenopause

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  Mr. Blue tells me that nobody Jimmys like Jameis Winston. #49ers fans will know exactly what he's talking about. #NFL #MNF

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  Today we are riding our bikes 11-1/2 miles (one way) to a Chinese restaurant we like out in the VA burbs that's not accessible by Metro. Dinner and exercise in one! (Apologies to the other diners for being sweaty.)

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  I had a coworker say to me (not unkindly) yesterday that perhaps I am on the spectrum, and A: Maybe! But also, B: Rude!

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  I need to go to the grocery store. I hope #AngryYogurtMan is done stocking his shelves. We need yogurt and I don't feel like being sworn at.

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  It hasn't been a very productive day, but I got done what I wanted to: 1. Get two birthday cards sent. 2. Work out. 3. NAP. Hoping to do some stitching later during #Monsterdon.

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  I'm very grumpy because I have an appointment with a new PCP on Wednesday, and I absolutely hate medical appointments, especially with doctors I don't know.

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  You guys wanna see some #pots? #pottery #ceramics #clayart

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  Anyone else keep their earrings in a fishing tackle box? Just me?

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  Pretty sure I am significantly older than Stacy's Mom.

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  Would installing #Linux help my #perimenopause symptoms? 🤔 (This is a shitpost -- don't @ me.)

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  TIL that there's only one letter difference between "protect" and "protest." This toot brought to you by an extremely unfortunate post on #LinkedIn. (Not mine.)

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  Tonight's #Monsterdon movie sounds appropriately atrocious. 🤣

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  I'm reading a book about #perimenopause right now, and the author included the statistic that American women have the highest risk of #suicide between the ages of 45 and 55. Damn

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  why am I getting ads for human blood?

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  Partial Eclipse of the Heart #NonChalantSongs #HashtagGames

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  RE: https://flipboard.com/@sciencealert/sciencealert-3mvdqjtaz/-/a-shTS-JXxQ2SQ7PxGfG6jEg%3Aa%3A565656366-%2F0 #ThanksTrump

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  America's Next Top Model Train #AltRealityShows #HashTagGames

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  RE: https://a2mi.social/@george/116954084338439550 You forgot the 30-50 feral hogs.

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  RE: https://cupoftea.social/@teabot/116953452774167490 I had no idea Yorkshire Gold was formulated for hard water!

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  Since I'm apparently a Mastodon boobfluencer now, I figured I'd share this super cute bra I just bought. Embroidered carrots and radishes! 😀 https://www.nordstromrack.com/s/skarlett-blue-spellbound-underwire-full-coverage-bra/7334373?origin=category-personalizedsort&breadcrumb=Home%2FWomen%2FClothing&color=44444AVM8M

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  Meet the Grandparents #BetterLateThanNeverAMovie #HashTagGames

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  Graduate School Cop #BetterLateThanNeverAMovie #HashTagGames

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  Mr. Blue is exhausted and ready to come home. (He's also very sick of my mom, lol.)

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  Mr. Blue is on his way to pick up niece and nephew and drive them to track camp. He's a cool uncle. I got my groceries for the week and didn't have to encounter #AngryYogurtMan because we didn't need yogurt. 🥰

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  I salute the adult man I just walked by in Ballston who was wearing a "Frog and Toad" T-shirt.

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  maybe don't assault people or get Nazi tattoos if you want to run for office

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  Second UTI in two months. 😡 And of course CVS was already closed so I can't even start my antibiotic. 😡

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  They're apparently evacuating the Mall due to weather threats, according to WTOP. #lol