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  I didn't know he was jewish. Another one bites the dust :welp:

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  Any time I hop back on X after weeks/months away, I always recoil in horror :pepeDread:

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  Local news: nigger leaves her [literally] retarded 8-yr old daughter alone in apartment to drown & flood multiple other units... :bonquiqui:

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  In a daring act of life as I know it... mouse has licked clean prong at end of trap, shit on it, & left perfectly in place, un-snapped. Whyyyy :osaka_wormhole:

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  I'm glad it was a pretty sunset. Some rank-ass, Danny-DeVito-looking boomer projectile shit on the side of my car in line for a sammich from coffee stand in semi-rural N. Idaho. His lady driver yelled at him & seemed embarrassed judging by her peel-out after re-capturing him. The beatings will continue...

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  That would probably be by design. God doesn't want to take your ass in overly pensive & bitter, lol.

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  This is how I grew up, but it had been almost 10 yrs (then with Mom ❤️😭). My friend's stunning 160-acre farm... she was rambling about grumpy horses in video, haha. #WhiteGirlSummer

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  Ohhh... I might've thought he was being a smart-ass. SSRIs do NOT give wood/libido to most men, or people, in general. Yeah, that should be a welcome side effect 😆

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  I love that he mentions libido/boners & you immediately ask about a wife as though those aren't needed anymore 😆 I'll allow it this once. Lol

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  I know it's #Caturday, but she does at least LOVE them... my dopey, ophey, ​purty gorl 😍💓

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  Well, when I sleep & eat good, I'm no longer ADHD... does that count??

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  You lie like a rug, boy. Ha

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  :animu_smug12:

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  Allergies... 1 or 2 😩

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  That's exactly what his mom looked like.

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  I saw an article recently that said booger eating is a stage of immunity-enhancing for kids... & we should kinda look the other way 👀🤷‍♀️

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  My old boss, who took 7+ yrs to marry & her instigating, then another 7 yrs for kids, used to quote some 70's sitcom: "I told you I loved you when we got married, I'll let you know if anything changes." 😆

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  I think God just knew two extroverts would kill each other eventually... at least in marriages. Haha

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  When people tell you who they are... listen 😜