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  ... huh is https://eriknorlander.bandcamp.com/track/after-the-revolution-studio-2010 using fretless guitar? or just lots of slides/bends/vibrato on regular?

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  PSA to app/website developers: Please never autolink URLs unless they have a scheme on the front, http://, https://, ftp://, whatever. We need to be able to TALK about a domain without LINKING to it. (This is particularly important for federated systems like here where talking about a different instance/server is a regular occurrence. Mastodon is good about this. Matrix (federated chat platform) not so much.)

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  @francis@furry.engineer Hey welcome!! It's a great place here. Glad to have you!

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  @colinstu@birdbutt.com that looks fucking AWESOME

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  @superbetsy@mastodon.social Y up is a CURSE upon the world and the Zmas tree should be right-side-up! In this essay I will...

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  So if a sheath-having wolf/dog/etc. paws off, does stuff involving tongues on sheaths, or otherwise cums without having their dick actually stuck in anything, so there's nothing to lock the knot to, do they still stay unsheathed and knotty for half an hour and just walk around like that until it comes back down? Or does it not stay swollen and locked if there's nothing to tie with? I just realized I'd never thought about this before and it sounds like it could be a tad a...

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  *opens article* right at the top, in bold: This issue was published on April Fool's day and is not legitimate information. Fucking THANK YOU. All april fools' articles should do that! "Just check the date" is way harder after the fact. :3

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  Hey @ret, I bet you'd know this, considering your name, what even /are/ reticulating splines? Like I know what splines are, they're the curves Inkscape uses to make shapes out of! But what would it even mean for a spline to reticulate? I poked Wikipedia for "reticulating splines" and it was no help. I poked knowyourmeme and it... ALSO was no help, which surprised me. If it's big enough to be on a minecraft title screen I figured it'd be in the...

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  weaving the fabric of lupinity with the wolp and the weff

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  @caohuak @GroupNebula563 I think this one is funny because "the failure of the system" sounds like, specifically, "the end of capitalism" it sounds like some kind of vaguely communist/leftist jargon thing without that context, it'd be much closer to the intended meaning, hehe (presumably more like "please wait for the system's failure to be resolved")

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  @foxyoreos But yeah for version control, you don't need to deterministicify the UUIDs since they don't change. You do still have to zero out the timestamps though.

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  @foxyoreos Like, if we open a document, zoom around a bit, and hit save, the only thing that changes should be timestamps. (And even those are iffy; I wonder if we could hack on Krita to add a "reproducible documents" setting.)

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  @ingrid "device hoarding"???

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  @xoagray @janusfox can't function as a human being I don't want to function as a human being. You're talking to a wolf, thank you. Also if the internet is down, why d'you think the phone system would still be up? They're both core services at this point, hell, phones are mostly VoIP these days. You're talking like other points of contact are More Real than the internet. They are not. "oh, you need to be able to function without electricity! you're Addicted T...

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  ute utelele

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  @patterfloof And stop forcing updates!!

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  @xoagray Well we'll either have a job, and manage to land somewhere and also have money for stuff like a replacement scooter, or we won't, and we'll lose everything, so... who knows >,,<

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  @ChanceyFleet Haha I use :blob​cat​heart: (blob cat heart; I used zero-width spaces both to separate words and to stop it from converting that to the actual emoji, hopefully that made it readable) in chat software that doesn't have custom emoji all the time, and we're sighted! Just typing the emoji code.

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  ! our tin whistle arrived for pickup! I guess I know where we're going today!

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  BEEP!

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  @caohuak Might be easier to do openrc, it's got some nice systemd-init-like features (without being crappy like systemd). You can also install a different init system in-place on Debian, though it might require chrooting in from somewhere if your VPS provider has something for that (ours apparently does).

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  "death to america"? I kind of like living thanks. "but it doesn't mean–" PICK. BETTER. WORDS.

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  en: Pupdate de: Packtualisierung 🐺

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  ...achtzehn, neunzehn, Schwanzig

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  friends with benefits (they're on food stamps)

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  @elsactivitypub I just wanna say, thank you for not using google forms!! It feels like _everyone_ does and I don't feel comfortable using google forms (I'm sure they vacuum up info on everyone using it) and yeah. This is something I can actually participate in.