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  hell yes

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  the coastal plains part of Texas is magical, but it's only nice to be outside from Oct–March I have already forgotten what kind of oak this is, and the things that look like purple flowers at the base are oxalis leaves. so much beauty

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  @nomebullyyou@merovingian.club I searched amazon bc I thought THERE IS NO WAY Morning Glory Milking Parlour is real, that's just fucked up. of course it *is* real and now amazon recommends all kinds of truly awful chick porn for me to read.

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  nothing like a bowl of chili and some cornbread on a crisp 92° autumn evening

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  not gonna see this one either

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  until this week, I thought people who put diapers on dogs had very serious character flaws and were Not Like Me In Any Way I do not know what the hell is wrong with this little asshole, he came from a neglect/abuse situation but he knows perfectly damn well how to hold his pee. I'm home all the time, I only leave the house once or twice a week for brief errands. he gets plenty of chances to pee on things outside but he's taken to doing it inside. he even pees in his crate. so, diapers f...

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  the top 2 are ok the bottom two, I'm not even touching them. ew.

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  There are events that resemble one another, continued the elder, opposites are born from that similarity. The Old Testament opens with Adam but the New Testament opens with Christ. The sweetness of the apple that Adam eats turns into the bitterness of the vinegar that Christ drinks. The tree of knowledge leads humanity to death but a cross of wood grants immortality to humanity. Remember, O Amvrosy, that repetitions are granted for our salvation and in order to surmount time. —Laurus, Eugene Vol...

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  I chopped up some dried apricots and left them on the counter. This nigger ate almost an entire cup of them, then barfed them all up. It's like living with a racoon.

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  in a lifetime of cat ownership he's the only one I've known that likes to stand on his own tail. I finally got an action shot

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  this was the most useful "welcome to the country" housewarming gift I got and I just sent one to a friend who FINALLY escaped the city

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  one of the babychiggs has already died. I'm having quite the year for unexplained chiggen death. the baby had a pasted butt, which I washed in warm water and then dried, but it died anyway

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  I stole some heartleaf hibiscus seeds while I was in Austin. The same yard had maypops but none of the seed pods were ripe yet. Stolen seeds are best seeds. I've already planted them.

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  it just keeps getting better

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  bread sauce?

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  vibrateetor

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  maybe I can persuade husband to drive for chiggen fried steak this weekend

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  age of consent hellthread when

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  given what @graf@poa.st has reported, and what @tyler@nicecrew.digital said about his last conversation with Turkleton, I am moving Turkleton from the prayers for the sick to the prayer for the dead list. ☦️

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  do y'all have sneks over there? England seems to be blessedly free of pests. I never hear about wasps or scorpions or foot-long stinging centipedes or poisonous anything really. foxes seem like the worst predator.

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  I'm glad the little idiot dog had the sense not to try to seize the snek. or maybe he did, I heard him barking obsessively after I let him out but I wasn't watching. this is the second snek I've seen up close to the house in as many weeks. I don't worry about little ones, but the big ones steal eggs and can kill small chiggens. if it had been in the coop, well, that's a death sentence. I may kill the next one regardless. sneks are surprisingly tough in the fiber, you have to...

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  most of Texas has been having drought through the fall and winter and in March we had temps up to 100°F almost every day with no rain. that is very much not usual. then, in April, it became cool and wet. I don't know what it is exactly that's sending water sneks all the way up the hill from the creek, a distance of hundreds of yards. some years I see no sneks directly. this area in general is known to be full of every kind of snek.

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  first thing this morning terriernigger does this, but with a snek on the back porch so before coffee I get my handy snek-grabber to remove the menace. how, as a wamman, I hate sneks. fuck all sneks. this shitty little specimen might have been a water moccasin or it might have been a plain-bellied water snek. it sprayed skunky musk all over the porch and wrapped its body around anything it could grab to thwart its removal. didn't get a picture because no coffee yet and all I could think was...

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  this cat is an absolute jive turkey very soft tho

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  @jb I don't know when yer birthday is but I made you a cake