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  Only joking, unless that's actually your name, rule.

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  Scrooge would definitely be on that list.

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  Waste-not|Want-not Inb4 the bidet army shows up.

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  Perfection

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  Condom rule.

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  Sandwich rule.

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  I've already got a chest freeze. 🥶

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  Rule of certified Miisha posting.

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  Rules come from a can.

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  How many times did it happen before they made a rule?

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  What happens if the airbag deploys? Council Bluffs Iowa

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  Put more pockets on/in women’s clothing to (partially) solve the second one. It IS incredibly convenient storage, but can get uncomfortable depending on the stiffness/shape of the item. It’s always fun to forget you tucked some money in there and find out you’re more rich than you thought when you take it off and the bills come fluttering to the ground. 😆 (Also, almost nobody is going to try to steal it when it’s locked in the boob safe.)

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  Life hack #74492

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  Is it still there‽

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  Containment breach!

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  Little white button mushroom face! 🤗

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  Those bottles are freakishly strong.

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  Naaaaaahhhh 😂🤣

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  This sucks.

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  Rules for thee, but not for mee.

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  The giga-loaf.

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  Hello my urine angels. 😇

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  I don't know about that life.

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  They'd love to die from dysentery!

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  Don't stop until you hit the saturation point!

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  I love pineapple on pizza! It’s ok if you don’t, but if you do, try peaches too!

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  They're living in 2126.

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  I skipped my nightly pre-tightening ritual. 🤗

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  Trussy Thrussy It might be AI, I dunno… I laughed and I’ll delete it if it is.

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  Typical 🙄