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  I bought two nose hair trimmers to earn such a description. Yes, in have a very hairy nose (inside). I kill most nose hair shavers in a year or so.

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  You have all but guaranteed that some dev will create it now--if they haven't already.

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  I wanna hold a bunny! DAMN.

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  Do they run openwrt?

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  But how will AI learn to be a thin-skinned, small-dick energy twat? You know the type that only consumes information form a powerpoint deck for 10 seconds before launching into a million moronic questions because they didn't read the tiny bit of information in the deck that they specifically asked for? Then they get mad because they're giant toddlers who are more than anything, just some rich guy's idiot kid. I'm not the corporate powerhouse, but I am c-suite adjacent. I can&#3...

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  I was at a bar, good 'n' drunk, went to take a piss. Bathroom is small, one urinal, one pot. I'm pissing away and I let a fart slip out, not a big one, just a good booty burp. The guy who's back in the shitter raising a putrid stink has the balls to say "gesundheit". I wish I were that witty.

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  Apple respects your privacy. Also, I am the pope. I can keep going if you'd like.