chris martens
chrisamaphone@hci.social
<p>go slowly and quietly, and look deep</p>
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do you think it feels weird to the computer to run code that simulates its own memory model
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i had been referring to the smaller wollaston&#39;s market on campus as &quot;wolly&#39;s&quot; and the larger one as &quot;big wolly&#39;s&quot;. but i overheard someone today in the smaller one call it &quot;smolly&#39;s&quot;, and now i have to rethink everything.
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i&#39;m so confused that there&#39;s a town called vancouver just north of portland. had to double check to make sure i wasn&#39;t wildly wrong about geography
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a friend reminded me about basshunter the other day and it turns out boten anna still goes hard
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if i don&#39;t know how to elaborate your proofs to a logic whose definition i can fit in my head, i don&#39;t trust your proofs ๐คท๐ป
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re: examples (https://hci.social/@chrisamaphone/117004836285009044) when i meet a new-to-me logic or type theory, it&#39;s like someone has just handed me a phrasebook for a language i don&#39;t yet speak. the beauty of it is it gives me a new vocabulary in which to ask questions. example: when meeting linear logic, one can ask, &quot;is [A &amp; B โธ A โ B] a theorem?&quot; &amp; the theory can answer. i eventually want to study properties of the theory from outside, but...
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@lindsey@recurse.social @shapr@recurse.social it stands for the name of a guy, Herbert E. Butts
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fyi when the instructions for something include "enjoy!", most things still seem to work even if you skip that step. this has saved me a lot of unnecessary effort
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you thought &quot;dark academia&quot; was a fashion aesthetic when it&#39;s really just the experience of being a professor in the united states in 2025
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re: https://hci.social/@chrisamaphone/116540143144803963 a cool trick i once learned is that you can often decipher the pragmatics of corporatespeak (and academic adminspeak) by negating its semantics
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listening to the album hours before the live show like i&#39;m cramming for a final exam
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unboxes your turtle
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๐ญ i should use &quot;congratulations or sorry that happened&quot; to illustrate the difference between internal and external choice in linear logic
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used to be &quot;make a little logo for your project for a token amount of extra credit&quot; was a way to give students permission to do a tiny bit of low effort art as a treat. everyone knew it could just be bad and that would be part of the charm; it would still connect you in a personal way to your creative efforts. i forgot this doesn&#39;t work anymore, and i&#39;m sad about it.
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my favorite epistolary novel is the poplmark challenge mailing list archive
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i assume i&#39;m not the only one who, upon getting a software update with a noticeably worse default experience, goes in to change the settings and then notices and turns off a bunch of other privacy-invasive or engagement-motivated features. i wonder if there&#39;s a term of art for this behavior
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prolong, a coinductive logic programming language
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does anyone (i&#39;m mostly looking at @pigworker) have an implementation in runnable code for translating a strictly-positive inductive datatype to a container, i.e. the computational content of the attached corollary from &quot;constructing strictly positive types&quot;?
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i&#39;ve always admired and sometimes envied people who can think very quickly, in front of others. it&#39;s taken me a long time to appreciate slow and solitary thinking (which i relate to more naturally) as a complementary skill, but i hope i can do some good in the world by talking about it. if you process things slowly, you&#39;re probably noticing a lot more detail, taking less for granted. sharing what you learn, even at long delay, is a gift you may give others patient enough...
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this morning i did some minor tinkering to get a slightly bitrotted research codebase working again :) this kind of repair work feels a lot like darning a sock or fixing a small mechanical object; it&#39;s so satisfying
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60 ยฐF and windy in April is the coldest temperature, in the same sense that San Francisco summers are the coldest winters and a V3 i can&#39;t climb is the hardest bouldering problem
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&quot;computers can and do suffer, and we think that calling memory &#39;garbage&#39; contributes to this problem&quot; (sigbovik presenter)
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porch! porch! porch!
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how come parallel parking becomes 10x harder if someone can see you
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opposite as in dual or opposite as in duel?
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the climbing gym replaced its hand soap with what looks and feels exactly like wet sand
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*femininomenon cadence* it&#39;s a phenomenology!
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@MartinEscardo it&#39;s really soul crushing, especially when you&#39;re someone who cares a lot about people and wants to give each sender a thoughtful reply. there just isn&#39;t time. so instead i turn my attention to other things and often never reply at all, which of course isn&#39;t any better.
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i&#39;ve been hearing my own accent as an accent recently. i don&#39;t know when or why this started happening
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catfishing.net #643 - 4.5/10 ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ this is like pub trivia you can play at home i&#39;m for it