Emma Needs ☕️
emma@orbital.horse
<p>Inelegant Texan nonbinary trans femme queer woman in California.</p><p>Always be dethroning God; cooking, high power rocketry, astronomy, music, and occasional dancing</p><p>Currently training as a machinist, fabricator, and 3D designer.</p><p>Recovering programmer and economist.</p><p>Dredges their own calamari. :noai:</p><p>Wife to @cynthia1960 and mom to cats. 🐈⬛ specialist. </p><p>Friend of Eggbug.</p><p>Please fill out your profile, including pronouns.</p><p>Avatar is Dr. Mae Space Cat, our youngest.</p><p><a href="https://orbital.horse/tags/NoBot" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>NoBot</span></a> <a href="https://orbital.horse/tags/NoIndex" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>NoIndex</span></a></p>
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This version also switches from a government wary of the kids to one hoping to weaponize them as fast as it can. #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
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And I get the feeling this version is gonna be an allegory about what happens when you force uterus-havers to carry pregnancies to term. #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
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You shouldn't have told the husbands and fathers because they are gonna force their wives and daughters to carry the pregnancies to term for that sweet cash they can spend on beer. #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
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"Barbara and I are pregnant." Oh? #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
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"Destroy them?" "No, we're taking them to Menlo Park to meet with Venture Capitalists." #Monsterdon
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This is gonna go badly, isn't it? #Monsterdon
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Gordon over here going all #PLUR1BUS on us. #Monsterdon
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Professor Smith thinks the babbies were beamed into every uterus of Midwich? #Monsterdon
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“My girlfriend and I are staying in my room.” #Monsterdon
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A ghost on a linear bearing! #Monsterdon #HauntedHouseMaintenance
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After hearing about the AI-tech-bros taking up smoking and other hazardous activities as a show of faith that their LLM gods will cure their cancers as a reward for their beliefs, I had to throw a meme together.
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You can't hide murder; FROM A LESBIAN! #Monsterdon
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So the big lesson tonight is we need a Agnes Moorehead bot for fedi. #Monsterdon
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All y'all talking to cops without lawyers. #Monsterdon
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Cop: "The murderer could even be a cis-white man." All: *gasp* #Monsterdon
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"I need to tamper with evidence, give me a hand, officer." #Monsterdon
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"1968!" "A year of triumph!" * earthrise photo from Apollo 8 * "Tragedy!" * photos of MLK Jr and RFK Sr. * "Upheaval!" * photos of student protests in Mexico City and Paris * "And this?" * poster for "Journey to the Center of Time" * #Monsterdon
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Is Henry Fucking Kissinger running this project? Is this what he did before doing a war crimes in Southeast Asia? #Monsterdon
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Gerlatch, Nevada advertises itself as "The Center of the Known Universe" so is this movie set there? #Monsterdon
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I'm declaring a #PowerPop emergency. You're welcome. https://dandyboyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/love-cant-kill-you #SongOfTheDay
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Glad to see that Paris is going after people using pervert glasses. https://www.lemonde.fr/en/pixels/article/2026/09/22/paris-prosecutors-launch-probes-into-non-consensual-filming-of-women-with-smart-glasses_6757829_13.html
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ALL STATIONS: New #CHVRCHES song has dropped. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x2BXn0cPM8
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What is that? Starbuck's infinite bag of gunpowder? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
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Self stabbing henchmen. Waddaconcept. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
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Shooting day for night? Really? #Monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature
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This reminds me, I still need to get to the Underdark in Baldur's Gate III. #Monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature
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And of course the Nabu who worship a rock of fire are erzatz Bedouins out of central casting. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #The80sWereRacistToo
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Oh hey, it's John Saxon everybody! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
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He's looking at that other dimension, with voyeuristic intention. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
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A county lineman without his truck is a terrible thing. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature