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  Can't believe Michigan voters are trying to pretend like Tel Aviv isn't their state capital

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  At this point just put zoloft in the tap water

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  Goin’ under the knife early next week to hopefully remove some uninvited tissue from my person. It’s near my eye, so part of me is somewhat hoping that I get an eyepatch as a bandage sort of thing. It’d go hard.

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  RE: https://techhub.social/@Techmeme/116988899488289693 The AI Ouroboros grows yet further

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  I have successfully had cancer cut out of my face (Genuine relief)

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  Mamdani's "Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal" monologue is up there with Bryan Cranston's "I am the one who knocks" monologue as far as personal rendition potential goes

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  RE: https://techhub.social/@Techmeme/117000441487113967 YEE HAW I GUESS?

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  Focused on the BIG ISSUES

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  Yo fuck Odin though for real

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  Blueberry frosting is absolutely cracked

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  Being an American politician is like the easiest job imaginable Just completely lie about basic reality and then say you like Israel Or, you can actually fucking die and they'll still save your seat for you apparently

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  I'm likely going to have at least a small scar next to my eye from my surgery this morning. Thankfully, it shouldn't be super obvious unless I do something silly like run a YouTube channel where I start every video with my face directly in front of the camera lens with high powered lights shining directly on me

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  The interesting thing about being wrong about something is that if you just accept you were wrong about it and adjust accordingly, people will appreciate that and nobody is gonna care that you were wrong It's the "imma dig my heels in instead" where you mess up real bad

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  RE: https://mastodon.social/@gamingonlinux/116958382115564493 This is wildly embarrassing holy damn

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  What if the problem is actually that Mitch McConnell is already dead—which is to say, his corporeal form dissipated into raw mana—and thus there's no body or record to share I'd be confounded as well

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  I simply do not care what tfg says

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  Australians with ADHD struggling with their naurepinephrine

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  I usually have a daily slump somewhere between 7am and 10pm

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  I'm getting through some of these sequences in the new James Bond game with beautifully executed, fluid stealth maneuvering And the rest I'm getting through by ramming every head into every wall I see

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  Gonna need another week before I can get back to making SKH episodes, but I just uploaded a new entry in my Satisfactory let's play series in the meantime! Come vibe for a while as I break ground for MOTORHEAD (not the band) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3OAXmNKOU4

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  I think it's time to ban militaries from claiming that strikes on foreign land are "self defense" There's other terms. It's not self defense if you're in a fucking war

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  Guys guys I was gonna post a video but it was such a good video that I decided it would be a national security threat to release it publicly so instead I'm releasing a video that's just as good as that video but not the same one don't ask questions money please (This is about Claude Mythos/Fable)

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  RE: https://astral.camp/@endeavorance/116693739683217786 *stuck on a deserted island* "We need to build a bonfire so the rescue team can see us!" "Well, you see, no we don't. Bonfires, historically, refer to a fire lit for celebratory purposes. If you look at the situation around us, we are actually in distress, not celebrating. As such,"

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  I want a phone that actively shocks me whenever I try to open a Bad Application or visit a Bad Website

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  Glibbing out on main

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  I love watching cooking anime where they run out of ways to talk about the food halfway through the show so they just start saying that X pairs so well with Y

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  Whoever managed to convince people that "government handouts" are a drain on our society as opposed to an investment into our economy with measurable positive returns is, hopefully, roasting over an open flame in whatever hell they believed in

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  Man, horses really just said "fuck this, im out" and grew built-in shoes so they could gallop away

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  My body is a MACHINE that turns PASSING IDEAS into OBSIDIAN NOTES

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  Market dropping faster than a heart rate monitor on a US president