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  @prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer holy shit you're gandalf

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  Critical buffer overflow? Mate, come down to the pub and let's have a critical BEER overflow 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 :ceobe_thumb_up:

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  PHP can be vulnerable to the whole world, yet sometimes it is difficult for us to find that one person we can be vulnerable with. Life can be a tough and unforgiving place. :blobcat_fu_sorry:

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  Cyberpunk 2077 update will add dual wielding pistols as a combat style. That does make me want to play again. I like dual wielding pistols.

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  be careful what epsi you sip, it could be this

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  character selection

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  Me: Would you love me if I was a worm? But, like, a computer worm. Like Stuxnet? Her: What? Me: *Beginning to infect PLC systems at an international scale* Please answer quickly.

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  :2bcomfy:

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  @cell@shitposter.world same where kemonomimi convention?

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  they turned her into fudge wtf

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  trying out Subway Tooter with akkoma woaw it has custom emoji reacts

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  *notices ur bulgogi* owo

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  random access mlemory :meowmlem:

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  C-22 is such a fucking shit tier bill, fuck our government.

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  yeah I'm kinky I got so many kinks in my spine ouch ow owie

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  low cortisol epsi

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  Medieval peasant, whom I just gave access to a laptop and connection wired to modern day internet: "Actually achieving initial access into these corporate internal networks wasn't too hard, I'm establishing persistence now and exfiltrating sensitive data. You say we can sell such things on whatever this dark web is?" Me: uh yeah

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  @prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer i cry everytim

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  this is me, actually

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  mr president a second beer has hit the epsi

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  @kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com get them used to those g-forces right from the womb, that's how you get a damn good pilot

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  People say "follow your heart". But your heart simply pumps blood within you, recirculating your fluid in the same place. It is critical, but it goes no where. The heart is a follower; an important supporter of your will. I think you should follow your butt. When it farts, it expels force backward, which exhibits a counter force on you in a forward direction; a tiny bit of a push. Through small pushes forward, we achieve our goals. Think of your butt and be inspired! :bugca...

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  @kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com women really do care about peniwallet size 😔

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  @jonossaseuraava@post.ebin.club @hj@shigusegubu.club @eal@shinonome.technology oh fun!

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  🚀 :mikuthumb2:

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  What the world needs is a giant Hatsune Miku that watches over us.

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  due to rising costs we can no longer afford "fives nines", we can only offer "four eights", sorry for the inconvenience :kyuuchan_bow:

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  AWS went down and then Azure went down. I'm going to host things with Rick Astley, because he will never let me down.