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we've lost the plot RE: https://shrimp.starlightnet.work/notes/arffamjzga6fa2nb
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"ive been using this extremely expensive subscription based search engine that only works with english and no other language and i dont understand how anyone is still using the free de facto standard search engine that has indexed most of the internet for most of the world's languages" RE: https://mastodon.social/users/freediverx/statuses/117297901137034873
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something that's always bothered me about werewolf media is how they're always portrayed as being caught off-guard by full moons. motherfucker you've been a lycanthrope for the past 20 years, SURELY you could've learned to track your 29-day cycle by now
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coca cola have changed their official font to marlboro as a subtle nod to the fact you'd be better off smoking a pack than drinking that garbage
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chinese and russian code RE: https://mastodon.social/users/arstechnica/statuses/116958168233634844
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humans are just stochastic parrots. they can't do "mafs" with their limited context windows.
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every so often i think about how you can just order a laser weapon from aliexpress and burn someone's house down and nobody will ever know
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russian libertarians might be the most cucked population on earth
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gay sex
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i feel like im going fucking insane, i haven't once had my passkeys rejected by anybody, across android hardware backed, google password manager, bitwarden (stored on vaultwarden on my own premises) or protopass what are you people talking about RE: https://cosocial.ca/users/timbray/statuses/112339186728840038
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fable 5 put on hold, as predicted by the oracle
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the only thing worse than climate in moscow is the taganskaya square intersection
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@iowoof@social.iowoof.com @rf@mastodon.ml truth pipe bomb
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wdym you're standing in a specific spot at a specific time with a cheap radio plugged into a literal cup of water and getting signal from the ISS?????
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how often do you think about the fact that they blew up lenin's ass in st petersburg in 2009
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me when i have to feed my chud son Beige and water because i hate him
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it's like phones vs desktop computers. doombricks emanate an uneasy aura
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@thermia@sk.girlthi.ng /** * This class implements an output stream for writing Snappy compressed data. * The output format is the stream header "snappy\0" followed by one or more * compressed blocks of data, each of which is preceded by a seven byte header. * * The first byte of the header is a flag indicating if the block is compressed * or not. A value of 0x00 means uncompressed, and 0x01 means compressed.
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@Starcross sometimes companies just want you to feel miserable for no reason whatsoever
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there's a windows 7 key in the epstein files and it's totally functional and activates windows 7 home premium https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%201/EFTA00002467.pdf
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as always, stock ones suck ass
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i have a theory that the chinese mind just needs constant enrichment via the way of solving problems. whoever designed this bell clearly solved the problem of "how do we make it hard to install a bell"
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zenos everywhere system
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zohran mamdani is actually new york's first ever spiritually greek mayor
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are american shooters only allowed to aim at schoolchildren or something
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"never once were you truly alive" go so so so hard as a lyric line
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if there's anything one can always commend the cs3 team for, it's QA. i don't think any live service game in the industry is as perfectly polished as FFXIV
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i wouldn't survive in finland BECAUSE im one of those weirdos who likes the taste of licorice
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rabies is downright terrifying im not gonna lie