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  I did not know that not only did Democrats win big in Georgia, they also won ALL the statewide races they were on in Georgia, and ALL those democratic winners were women, and ALL of them were Black. Georgia elected ALL. Democratic. Black. Women. Yes. YEEEESSS!!! Georgia, no pressure, but you need to SHINE for the rest of the country now. Everyone else, PAY ATTENTION!! :D

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  I did t make a big deal out of it today, don’t even think I mentioned it on here. Today’s my birthday and I’m dealing with some pretty difficult family stuff. And some of its challenging and family dynamics and some of it sucksucksucks. But you guys are such good people. Better than friends, closer than family. The family I always wanted. Thanks for spending today on the fediverse with me and I hope you realize how special each and every one of you are. <3

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  Ok so I’ve made a decision. I don’t want to eat a billionaire. That sounds fucking awful, maybe worse for me than it is for them. I’m just going to do this the American way: cook them, put them in the fridge for a week, and then throw them out.

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  Last night saw the whole “omg omg trump says he’s halting the attack because Iran acquiesced omg” and I was literally like “Why. Are. We. Covering. Anything. That. Fucking. Hemorrhoid. Says. No but seriously why.” This is why we shouldn’t.

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  Oh oh oh wait I got this… HIS GOOSE IS NOT VALUED https://hactivedirectory.com/@josh/117017575681578474

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  Joining the meeting from the (active) road in your new Tesla while you're fully reclined and hands-off just kinda doesn't make me feel that good about you. :/

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  Oh thank fucking Christ. https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xvr6x3yam5mq4a6q2suxbt5u/post/3mq6e3cfqms27

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  Thank god Republicans are focusing on the important issues. “You never see a giraffe, a male giraffe, that mate(s) with a giraffe,” Rod Joseph said. “Myself right now saying, ‘I am a giraffe,’ that doesn’t mean it’s true.”

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  So how’s that war in Iran that we’re not fighting?

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  It’s true: I’m a twat. https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/116887880358313107

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  So what's all this going on about some sportsball or other? Is that happening now? #usa #fifa #worldcup2026 #football #worldcup

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  Dude. Stop. Electing. Celebrity. Fuckheads. Just stop. Stop it! No just Stop!!! https://flipboard.com/@thenewsdesk/politics-9rga37brz/-/a-4NHd3WjWRLexq4F2Wn-IHA%3Aa%3A43591897-%2F0

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  @pseudonym@mastodon.online What?! You can't exit vim, can you? @jerry@infosec.exchange

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  Incredible.

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  @Dennis@beige.party You’ll probably want to destring it first and use a light varnish scrub. If you’re not careful you’ll ruin its sound profile.

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  Anyone else eyeing the clicks communicator? #clicks #communicator #blackberry #mobile

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  Can someone who understands the situation explain to me what the UK government is doing with their outlawing certain protests concerning Palestine? #uk #ukpol #politics #protest #freespeech

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  I genuinely think that my pharmacist might be inventing reasons to prevent the fill of some of my medications. Suspiciously, they all seem to fail with the same (and she's the primary) pharmacist, never with any fill-ins when she's out, and always for a different reason. GRRRRRRR #pharmacy #medicine #health

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  Oh you sweet summer squash, you...

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  @kfitz @CosmicTraveler @hello HTTP 429 is your salvation here.

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  What in tarnation

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  @stux Squee. Love otters.

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  RE: https://flipboard.com/@thenewsdesk/technology-shjum1jiz/-/a-gO-ekuBhR2KDV4srFwes6A%3Aa%3A43591897-%2F0 No no no no. Not "can," "should." We should be asking "should." Allbirds should be asking "should."

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  I have to say, this TCL window air conditioner has wireless connectivity instructions that definitely don't work.

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  @godofbiscuits@sfba.social “Untossed”

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  Wow yeah stomach hurts. Hurray.

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  @adhdeanasl@beige.party @GayDeceiver@mstdn.social I bruised my own iPad once.

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  This guys makeup beautician has him looking like a 50’s stay at home momma. Look at the picture. Eye liner and rouge. How disgraceful for a GOP representative. Oh yeah and also family values but that’s not what’s really important https://flipboard.com/@pbsnewshour/politics-cm931oj8z/-/a-72JOGdOQRdmhTx9jern8mA%3Aa%3A2651838374-%2F0

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  I’ve tipped way more than that before and I don’t own the United States, a crypto scam, the gulf formerly known as as of Mexico, and a strait that definitely no one else closed. https://frontrange.co/@apnewsbot/116400095351295187

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  God why are these tatted twunks so hot #twunks #tattoos #gay #gayguys #hotties