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√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)

juanejot@beige.party

<p>Linux, biology &amp; sci-fi nerd, father, thinks he&#39;s funny. 🙄
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    Apparently, we live in the timeline where Pat Boone could be construed to make more sense than Ed Sheeran. https://www.thedailybeast.com/maga-icon-pat-boone-92-reads-riot-act-to-tired-trump-80/

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    The Flash just spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes.

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    @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt And what do you know about epistemology?

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    Something tells me they’d be eating the yellow snow.

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    @alipunk@thecanadian.social “OOMTSOOMTSOOMTSOOMTS” is the sound of the blood ringing in your ears while you concentrate on not falling down amongst them.

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    @Lana@beige.party Vote the fallacy of an American observing autumn: “Fall, I see… 🍂🍁👀”

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    It just occurred to me how much “friendship” sounds like “French dip.”

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    The *Bill Nye the Science Guy* theme, but for Tolkien: “🎵Bilbo, the hobbit goes! (Bil! Bo! Bil! Bo!)🎶”

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    Wonder’s never seen (in her invisible jet plane). #MashUpSuperHeroAndQuotes #HashtagGames

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    Social engineering: Get people to drink less hot cocoa by pronouncing it “hurt cuckoo.”

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    Hear me out: Barney Stinson as “Douche-y Houser^” ^Credit to Wife

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    Or, if you’d rather: Rendezvous with Ramen #GlobalCuisineSciFi #HashtagGames

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    “Gimme That Old-Time Antidisestablishmentarianism” #LongWordASong #HashtagGames

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    “IDGAFloccinaucinihilipilification” #LongWordASong #HashtagGames

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    “She Autoenfenestrated Through The Bathroom” —The Beatles #LongWordASong #HashtagGames

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    Flash Gordita #GlobalCuisineSciFi #HashtagGames

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    Gnocchimancer #GlobalCuisineSciFi #HashtagGames

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    Stranger in a Strange Lamington #GlobalCuisineSciFi #HashtagGames

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    I, Robok Choy #GlobalCuisineSciFi #HashtagGames

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    Pierogi One #GlobalCuisineSciFi #HashtagGames

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    Baklava to the Future #GlobalCuisineSciFi #HashtagGames

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    Stellanise #GlobalCuisineSciFi #HashtagGames

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    I’ve been trying to figure out how to approach this, both in linking it to previous posts, and in describing a less-than-ideal (but also resolved) customer service experience with an idea that I really hope (some version of which; I’m sad to say, maybe not this one) works. I was super-excited when I heard #Jolla was coming out with their newest version of the #JollaPhone to be reserved (with a €99 fee, to be used before reservations cut off, to start paying off the €579 full introductory price...

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    Disheveled eggs

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    @CheetahFluff Cheetahbleps are like regular bleps, but faster. Oh, and they don’t fully retract.

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    The Mendelorian #DarwinianShowsAndPlays #HashtagGames

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    Whose Lineage Is It Anyway? #DarwinianShowsAndPlays #HashtagGames