Bill the Lizard
lizardbill@hachyderm.io
<p>Software Entomologist</p>
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We have a project to revive an old mainframe code base that I've been referring to as Jurassic Park. It works on two levels because I also think we shouldn't be doing this.
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If you're not hitting each keystroke with at least 25 Newtons of force, people sitting around you will not respect your hax0r skillz.
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AI companies are offsetting their high energy demands by burning *checks notes* rare books. Delightful. ๐คฆ
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If your video isn&#39;t breaking down the 61 best moments from the new Avengers trailer, why are you even posting this week?
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These dogs are literally surrounded by toys, but Nora only wants whichever one Ben is playing with.
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We might be living in a Black Mirror episode, but at least it&#39;s not the one with werewolves.
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Subway now has $5 6-inch subs. Shrinkflation has gone too far.
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After the AI bubble pops, we should do a retro one like 80s comics or tulip bulbs. (He said from the top of a mountain of 80s comics and tulip bulbs.)
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When you have to train your replacement.
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Good prompt engineering practices seem obvious to anyone who has read How to Ask Good Questions on Stack Overflow. https://stackoverflow.com/help/how-to-ask
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Brazil is so petty. #FIFA
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"My friend introduced me to options." ๐คฆ
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"The sun comes up just about as often as it goes down, in the long run, but this doesn't make its motion random." โ Donald Knuth
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What now?
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"If software cannot be maintained, then it will be rewritten." โ Dave Cheney
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&quot;There is not now, nor has there ever been, nor will there ever be, any programming language in which it is the least bit difficult to write bad code.&quot; โ Flon&#39;s Law
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Another missed opportunity to release a Star Wars movie on Star Wars Day. May the 4th be with you.
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How to Write Shared Libraries [PDF] https://akkadia.org/drepper/dsohowto.pdf
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Half my coffee leaked out in my book bag this morning, but thanks to the trigonometry book that was ruined, I know exactly what angle the bag was tilted at.
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&quot;If it doesn&#39;t work, it doesn&#39;t matter how fast it doesn&#39;t work.&quot; โ Mich Ravera
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Solution of a Problem in Concurrent Programming Control, E.W. Dijkstra, 1965 [PDF] http://rust-class.org/static/classes/class19/dijkstra.pdf
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&quot;One man&#39;s constant is another man&#39;s variable.&quot; โ Alan J. Perlis
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&quot;It is what we know already that often prevents us from learning.&quot; โ Claude Bernard
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WhatsApp: &quot;Keep the conversation going with our new update!&quot; me: you have so much data, but you don&#39;t really know me at all.
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&quot;I define UNIX as &#39;30 definitions of regular expressions living under one roof.&#39;&quot; โ Donald Knuth
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&quot;Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.&quot; โ Benjamin Franklin
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Hot take: Most people should stick to thinking inside the box most of the time.
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How to make good reproducible pandas examples #python #pandas https://stackoverflow.com/q/20109391/1288
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How can you have any pudding if you don&#39;t eat your microplastics?
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&quot;Programs must be written for people to read, and only incidentally for machines to execute.&quot; โ Abelson &amp; Sussman