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Mardigroan

mardigroan@mas.to

<p>My writing&#39;s been found on food shopping lists &amp; mini golf scores.</p>

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    A cancelled work meeting shines light into darkness.

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    Should they bring back schools with rigorous academics and home economics? Think, sew?

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    1989: Make sure to see the Rolling Stones. This is probably their last tour.

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    When Seal sang about how we&#39;re never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy he anticipated this moment in history.

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    Boz Scaggs is short for Bosnia Herzegovina Scaggs.

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    Passing by billboards on the highway and wondering in which law school course do personal injury lawyers study puns.

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    What I am wearing to the Met Gala

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    There are ads on TV that play so often you have unknowingly memorized them.

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    Ancient curse: May you have a one on one meeting with your supervisor once every two weeks.

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    Sometimes I keep the already juiced up phone on the charging cord just to keep track of it.

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    There is not mulch you can do about weeds.

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    Beyond brand plant based burgers and summer sausages don&amp;#39;t include soy. It&amp;#39;s a better product but it seems Impossible for them to gain market share against their main rival.

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    Spoiler alert Wordle spoiler I had the last three letters but didn&amp;#39;t solve until the 5th try. The board looked like a Billy Joel lyric.

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    My hair, when I woke up, looked like all the passengers jumping off a sinking ship.

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    Ancient curse, may you start dreading Monday not on Sunday night but on Saturday morning.

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    One of my mutuals seems to be contractually obligated to comment on every post of another of my mutuals.

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    If a bloviating, traitorous cretin&amp;#39;s signature appears on a paper dollar bill why couldn&amp;#39;t you cross it out using a Sharpie permanent marker?

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    If only the mother of the bride hadn&amp;#39;t invited me to get a shot with her. That was when it all went wrong.

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    Electrolytes sounds like something a Spider-Man villain hurls at a friendly neighborhood hero or an alternative to candles for brightening the room.

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    When that TV ad airs about switchin&#39; to that phone company I&#39;m quickly switchin&#39; to another channel.