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  Hey USA. What the fuck is going on over there? Settle down.

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  jfc these spamming assholes never give up. why can't mastodon.social have some bot just instabanning them?? tbh a regex would probably do - you don't even need an AI #DoBetter

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  RE: https://masto.ai/@Nonilex/117012016147314867 Any news on when the FBI are going to make arrests or is "it wasn't me it was my monkey" a legitimate defense now? Good to know.

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  RE: https://infosec.exchange/@sambowne/117004207837971873 US stocks are fake news. It's just how the USA prints money now. Shitty agent harness written in nodejs? That'll be ten bajillions please! Not projected to turn a profit until well after the demise of dollar as the global reserve currency? Another ten squidilions please! Data centers! but in spaaace! ffs get real. I'd give you $60 a share bucks because starlink is first to market but I don't want to go into business with...

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  RE: https://river.group.lt/@lrt_english_news/116992475072817175 What are landmines even for.

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  RE: https://social.tchncs.de/@codefloe/116975380062411502 git is pretty amazing. I have used so many scms over the eons, stuff you probably have never heard of. The Microsoft ones were super bad and ate your source but before git all version control was a PITA. You can set up a git on a tiny server and ssh to push your commits. You don't need github, gitlab, gitforge, codeberg, fuckbucket or any of that shit.

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  I must have missed "Oracle hits 52-week low as S&P cuts credit rating to one notch above junk, others to follow" on the MSM. I'd have thought something like that would be big news. https://www.spglobal.com/ratings/en/regulatory/article/-/view/sourceId/101695609 #AI

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  Truth Social is Mastodon based and idk why they aren't being sued.

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  RE: https://infosec.exchange/@sambowne/116896156539309209 Unbelievable and frankly disgusting that MIT would publish such (d/m)isinformation. What LLMs are doing is not mysterious in the slightest. They are huge, they have millions of parameters, they are still simple. This is more FUD marketing bullshit from Anthropic. Maybe they should change their name to Anthropomorphic. They are LIARS. They were lying when they named the tool J-Space. And who is surprised at all that what it says it is doi...

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  Something still bugging me. I keep remembering (and people keep reminding me) of the elite of the elites tier films that Spielberg has made, Encounters, ET, Raiders, Schindlers, Pt. Ryan,.. Someone reminded me of Lincoln just now. You know what? I simply don't believe he could have had anything to do with probably one of the worst films ever made. This is the school ma'am comparing two homework copybooks, and peering over horn-rimmed glasses saying 'Is this your own work Steven?&...

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  RE: https://mstdn.social/@stux/116822884151897450 THEY'RE STEALING THE CATS

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  @n_dimension@infosec.exchange @deviantollam@defcon.social @Retreival9096@hachyderm.io yes it says its a luger in the report. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TOoTU6mzOMA

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  I grew up reading all those sci-fi tropes along the lines of the monkey's paw where robots are obedient to a fault, causing your downfall by doing literally what you say and the reality is become that we have clankers who just ignore what you tell them to do over and over and do something completely different thereby causing your downfall. #AI

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  RE: https://mastodon.xyz/@Lucieronfaut/116526863738123281 It's still wild to me that anyone would willingly identify as 'incel' and I remain deeply suspicious that 'incel' is not the correct word.

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  RE: https://mas.to/@skeletor/116500181850137833 Pretty sure the expression is "you can choose your friends but you cannot choose your family"?

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  @gcluley And delete all your best kompromat? #GoogleTakeout

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  Мужик торчит в Сбере три часа - система лёгла, хуйня полная. Срывается: «Всё, бля, я пошёл этого Путина замочить!» Ушёл. Приползает назад через сорок минут, садится молча. «Ну?» — спрашивают. «Там очередь ещё длиннее.» 😩

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  We could just start eliminating Russian oligarchs one by one and nobody would really know who is doing what or who to blame. It's a beautiful time right now. We could even wear those ghastly gillets. Clone certain passports. It would be so much fun watching them flail about. They might even lend a hand themselves. We could blow smoke up the CIA ass with little bits of 'intelligence sharing' from our real allies. They feed it back to FSB. What fun. #MakeWetWorkGreatAgain

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  We finally find out on Piers Morgan what red pilled MTG from the Trump cult last year. According to MTG, a claim substantiated by the lawyers, Trump paid off 'Jane Doe 4' i.e. the 13 year old child that he raped in 2025. #TrumpPedo

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  RE: https://flipboard.com/@smithsonianmag/smartnews-343feuq8z/-/a-g7sDIoyRSoGWRi6kMtg9Fw%3Aa%3A2586892611-%2F0 I have a theory, and hear me out, that the Colorado River formed the Grand Canyon over millions of years.

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  The ancients counted on the bones of their fingers not their fingers. Finger reckoning in base 12 allows for advanced arithmetic without number tables simply by physical manipulation. We keep finding docdecahedrons like we keep finding clocks. Clocks have been in base12 for 5000 years.

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  RE: https://social.treehouse.systems/@vantiss/116336811478744261 Do yourselves a favor, make a subject access request for all your data, tell them you want to be forgotten and delete your Linkedln forever. Then you might be able to worry a little less about the far worse things Linkedln are doing to you that you don't know about, and the shitty things these people are also trying to do which pales by comparison. Linkedln is not your friend.

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  @NikTheDusky so many theft reports from conference this year wtf - some dudes shoes got stolen while he was in the nap lab! Shoes! Sorry that happened to you.

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  RE: https://infosec.exchange/@sambowne/116366690328875677 How many of these Claude code bugs would have stayed hidden too. Up until AI we only had to find the bugs that humans could find, now we have to find the ones AI can find too.

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  RE: https://infosec.exchange/@sambowne/116369391572939001 lol ain't nobody buying this investment mag says these dubious download stats will help #OpenAI go public. 😂 uh oh RUN! #NGMI

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  RE: https://hachyderm.io/@jenniferplusplus/116370960046107139 I think it is credible that LLMs could be very good at static analysis. I'd be surprised if not actually. Also credible that AI companies might cook the books, do a bit of mechanical turking on the side for specific hill climbing tasks. It is entirely credible to me that AI write far more security bugs than they find - just because it can find bugs does not mean it can write secure code. I also think: "well if the th...

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  RE: https://mstdn.social/@MarvinTheMartian/116272667901533685 What the hell can the macducks be thinking in Moscow? They have no internet, they cannot take out cash even if they could afford to buy anything. Every single one them know at least one person who has died or returned maimed for life. This is the Putin generation. Completely subservient. And there is that word 'serf' hiding there. Russians are serfs again. Truly Imperial Russia is reborn. Anyone with half a brain has...

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  Europe Under Attack From Former Ally. "Russia, Russia, Russia HOAX and Mueller was a very bad man who hurt 'innocent' people like everyone's favorite pedophile DJT!!!" except both Russia and Trump (and Vance so one assume also Thiel) pushing Orban sooo hard to Hungarians. What a coincidence. NOC Vance should be png'ed immediately, as well as Thiel.

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  RE: https://mastodon.ie/@EugeneMcParland/116273945923780504 It should be easier for the Union to sideline and isolate cancerous members. A simple majority should be sufficient with vetoing members merely excluded from participation. Certainly if the majority of member states find one of their members views to be hostile and antithetical to the Union there should be dire consequences for that state. For certain states it should be in their interests to keep in the good books lest they find thems...

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  After a recent brief altercation Chuck Norris has agreed to take over the role of 'Grim Reaper'. Spokesperson says he is excited to take on the new position as Principal Angel of Death, a role to which he brings extensive experience.