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plaidtron3000@jorts.horse

<p>&quot;Fantastic orgy of destruction&quot; is my middle name. It&#39;s hard to explain that to HR managers.</p><p>Shitpost machinegun.</p><p>Also huge nerd, but you&#39;ll have to wade through shitposts and <a href="https://jorts.horse/tags/monsterdon" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>monsterdon</span></a> toots to find anything of substance.</p>

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    Me: That was pretty bad. @starkraving666@jorts.horse: I don&#39;t know why we sat through both of them. Me: Eventually, it was just out of spite #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature

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    Maybe Sorceress is solar powered and needs to keep her skin exposed to as much light as possible? or something? #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature

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    oh man somehow the bad guy got the good sword when I dozed off because of the stupid again #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature

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    That poor girl is gonna get sunburnt #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature

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    They must&#39;ve skimped on costuming for the women so they could spend more on quality writing and directing. #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature

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    &quot;Pick it up.&quot; Suddenly it&#39;s a Ska band? #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature

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    Is this where he got his favorite kink? #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature

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    &quot;Sit beside me and we&#39;ll speak.&quot; Sit on my lap and we can speak more softly. #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature

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    My mom: &quot;Carradine was really in his element in this kind of movie.&quot; Me: &quot;I think he felt he was most in his element with a belt around his neck and his dick in his hand.&quot; #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature

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    Stupid sexy Cain #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature

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    Why&#39;s David&#39;s skirt slit to the hip? And his legs are so silky! #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature

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    That&#39;s a lot of chocolate coins #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature

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    I don&#39;t know if they movie is going to be any less dumb. #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature

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    ok but why the strippers on the poles? #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature

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    I wonder why they named him Cain in this? Because of Kung Fu? #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature

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    What&#39;s David Carradine doing here? Just hanging around? #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature

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    Both #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom and #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress have Maria Socas in them. #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature

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    well, this may have been one of the dumbest Monsterdon movies we&#39;ve seen in a while. #monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

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    Shurka killed by toddlers via death by 1000 kicks to the shins #monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

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    Where did the random children come from and why? #monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

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    Hey look, it&#39;s the argentinian raw sewage falls! #monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

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    well that explains the helmet. #monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

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    The shrieking green fruitbat and the big lizard and There&#39;s Always A Bigger Lizard. #monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

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    Is this happening in the same movie? NO. #monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

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    OK, Mister Wizard, you gonna put the corpses back in their box? Or just gawk? Fucking dolt. #monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

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    Don&#39;t look at it, Marion! #monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

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    Mom! Dad! Don&#39;t touch it! It&#39;s evil! #monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

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    Are they gonna turn him into a HORNY TOAD? #monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

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    STOP PARRYING WITH THE EDGE OF YOUR BLADE, YOU FUCKING CRETIN #monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

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    HADOUKEN #monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom