Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
<p>"Fantastic orgy of destruction" is my middle name. It's hard to explain that to HR managers.</p><p>Shitpost machinegun.</p><p>Also huge nerd, but you'll have to wade through shitposts and <a href="https://jorts.horse/tags/monsterdon" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>monsterdon</span></a> toots to find anything of substance.</p>
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Me: That was pretty bad. @starkraving666@jorts.horse: I don't know why we sat through both of them. Me: Eventually, it was just out of spite #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature
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Maybe Sorceress is solar powered and needs to keep her skin exposed to as much light as possible? or something? #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature
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oh man somehow the bad guy got the good sword when I dozed off because of the stupid again #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature
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That poor girl is gonna get sunburnt #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature
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They must've skimped on costuming for the women so they could spend more on quality writing and directing. #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature
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"Pick it up." Suddenly it's a Ska band? #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature
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Is this where he got his favorite kink? #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature
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"Sit beside me and we'll speak." Sit on my lap and we can speak more softly. #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature
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My mom: "Carradine was really in his element in this kind of movie." Me: "I think he felt he was most in his element with a belt around his neck and his dick in his hand." #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature
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Stupid sexy Cain #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature
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Why's David's skirt slit to the hip? And his legs are so silky! #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature
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That's a lot of chocolate coins #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature
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I don't know if they movie is going to be any less dumb. #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature
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ok but why the strippers on the poles? #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature
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I wonder why they named him Cain in this? Because of Kung Fu? #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature
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What's David Carradine doing here? Just hanging around? #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature
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Both #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom and #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress have Maria Socas in them. #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature
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well, this may have been one of the dumbest Monsterdon movies we've seen in a while. #monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom
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Shurka killed by toddlers via death by 1000 kicks to the shins #monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom
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Where did the random children come from and why? #monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom
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Hey look, it's the argentinian raw sewage falls! #monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom
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well that explains the helmet. #monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom
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The shrieking green fruitbat and the big lizard and There's Always A Bigger Lizard. #monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom
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Is this happening in the same movie? NO. #monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom
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OK, Mister Wizard, you gonna put the corpses back in their box? Or just gawk? Fucking dolt. #monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom
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Don't look at it, Marion! #monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom
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Mom! Dad! Don't touch it! It's evil! #monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom
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Are they gonna turn him into a HORNY TOAD? #monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom
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STOP PARRYING WITH THE EDGE OF YOUR BLADE, YOU FUCKING CRETIN #monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom
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HADOUKEN #monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom