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  #monsterdon Woman Gets thrown into the Mako: Jaws of death dunk tank and the lid closed: "See kids and THIS is why we needed an alt.binaries.underwater.images.non-violent._moderated_" #TheWarriorandTheSorceress

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  #monsterdon A night of way too many gong rips

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  #monsterdon Tell everyone you know that The Warrior and the Sorceress is the definitive book-accurate version of Dune. It's the perfect crime, also it's probably true compared to the existing films.

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  #monsterdon Alternate title for #theWarriorandTheSorceress "David Carradine flirts with everyone in the courtyard"

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  #monsterdon Okay I skipped this next one a little earlier and one CW I want to point out: There's a pretty graphic lady drowning in a tank scene. It's pretty much exactly the same scene as Mako: Jaws of Terror from the Wllm Grefé double feature some time back. With added boobs. Speaking of added boobs- this one actually does have 4 boobs on an actress. It doesn't really add much to the scene except successfully one-upping (or inspiring) the one scene from Total Recall, not sure whi...

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  #monsterdon Gullfax died on the way back to his home planet (Gulfax grunts) #GulFaxGrunts

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  #monsterdon No, Kor: There's Candiru fish! #wizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

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  #monsterdon mood

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  #monsterdon White smoke and people making eyes at you? This scene has "young boy wanders behind the wrong building at the renfaire" energy just seeping out

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  #monsterdon this is the second time we had a tag-along character who's name sounded like Carfax right?

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  #monsterdon Excuse me King Tyler? Does he have an evil brother Topher? and which Corey is this?

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  Note: for new folks to the both the fediverse and me, my toot ratio is like 90% #monsterdon shitpost to 10% everything else, so if you're -not- into snark on old films best described a turkeys, it's best to mute the hashtag entirely. Odds are if you've been here a couple of weeks even, you've already done this and won't even see this post: Carry on. Otherwise we have some instructions here thanks to @jonny@neuromatch.social on how to mute the entire hashtag- https://wiki.n...

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  Wrapping up a damned village twofer weekend at #monsterdon- Thanks as always to @Taweret@timeloop.cafe for hosting the party, @JoeWynne@mstdn.plus for the trivia and drinks, @LuciaG@wandering.shop for the bingo and @miru@social.miyaku.media for the streaming and the double feature. We saw Village of the Damned, and Village of the Damned: The remake which brought us: - Bill O'Reilly if he weren't a total dickhead - Kevin O'Conner from This Old House if he were a bit of one - Horror f...

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  #monsterdon "I can't tell what you're thinking" "I'm thinking about contemporary stand-up comedy, why do you ask?"

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  #monsterdon A state of emergency? Has anyone ran this past his excellency, the Governor?

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  #monsterdon and Luke didn't have it in him like his father did, You'd think being in New England he'd be better at knocking of some yeunglings, tsk #villageOfTheDamned1995

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  #monsterdon "I mean it can't be Ben's...are you even sure it's yours?" okay I said I wasn't gonna snark sorry

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  #monsterdon it's great that this version adds a festival to the plot Orgy what? No no no there was no pffffffft orgy that's ridiculous like I said we all just passed out the same time and then everyone woke up pregnant, big mystery. There was no orgy, definitely not a human sacrifice on the grill to ensure fertility, that would be crazy! orgy... #villageOfTheDamned1995

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  #monsterdon "Where's my helium?" Me, two lungfuls of the stuff: "where's_my_helium where's_my_helium that's what you'd sound like if you had your /choking noises follow

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  #monsterdon Ah yes who else had the Heathkit "Brick Wall Destruction Kit" as a youth? #villageofTheDamned

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  #monsterdon ACT NOW: BONUS GIFT- Save this as a reaction for all your friends named "David":

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  #monsterdon Gobby the Bobby always bings a chuckle. Especially when he's passed out in the middle of the road, stoned again...

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  #monsterdon With all the awkwardness of the hetero-couples having a cuckoo's egg in the nest for the entire town it's kind of hard to crack jokes here. This has got to be straight up terror for sprog-havers. This however- telepath kid makes another kid piss/shit themselves is evergreen

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  #monsterdon Shows I was right to marry your sister, I got stuck in a Chinese finger trap game for 8 hours once. #villageofTheDamned

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  #monsterdon I'm sorry but if you manage to get noticeably drunk off Benedictine, then a) much respect BUT b) holy shit get your stomach pumped you shouldn't be drinking that much of anything with a secret list of herbs in it.

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  #monsterdon B-Bill O'Reilly? I guess Althea's making falafel for lunch... #villageOfTheDamned

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  #monsterdon Lyle Lovett?

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  #monsterdon if anyone spotted the spoiler post I just made that's for the 1995 version with a link to the original version we're about to watch. They're so similar though it sounds like a faithful remake

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  #monsterdon So the colorized version actually isn't too - oops there it is, the corpse flesh and color change dresses Public Svc announcement - Meta(alt, ctrl, something) + e to desaturate if needed in VLC

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  #Monsterdon another cameo by Thing, good job on the movie makeup!