What are they eating and drinking? They live in a desert, they're fighting over drinking water, no one seems to do anything but party, yell, and slap or kill naked women.
Oh but here's the four boobies lady.
Nevermind.
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This movie does not pass the Backstab Test.
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OMG LADY JUST STEAL A CURTAIN OR SOMETHING!
I like seeing you topless but it's becoming ridiculous at this point.
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@strangefour@retro.pizza yeah seriously... I mean she's good-looking and all but in-universe it stopped making sense long ago for her not to have some real clothes (if it ever did, which I doubt)
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I really like this villain actor but driving me crazy where I know him from
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@crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt I'm gonna read "plt" as a fraction of a plot which seems very appropriate
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How long did this take to film? Zeg is gonna have a f🤬king ponytail by the end of this mess
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That was a comedic music sting for a gate opening.
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"Impossible. How could this have happened."
Someone else might say that line with some kind of emotion, but nooo, not here
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the fuck did I just almost watch? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress1984
"show yourself to no one" too late for that given the misogynistic writing and plt #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress1984
Don’t remember this Sarlac pit in Yojimbo
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Well, that's not in Yojimbo!
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@cptbutton@dice.camp @strangefour@retro.pizza when boobs are involved you get to jump 3000 years forward in the tech tree
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Her first name could also be a German review of the movie. Naja. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature
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A naughty stagtite room!? Who has that in a castle?
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We're now into the "David is drunk" segment of the film
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Roger Corman: “They got this contract all screwed up”
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