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Now that he's scratched up his sword point, Zeg can have it? #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress

There's going to be a sudden underground lake that he can just scratch away with a spoon and revreal. But nobody knew it was there before. #monsterdon #monsterdondoubleFeature #thewarriorandthesorceress1984

My mom: "Carradine was really in his element in this kind of movie." Me: "I think he felt he was most in his element with a belt around his neck and his dick in his hand." #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature

So he's just gonna throw away the water that both sides and the poor villagers need? He's a tech bro, isn't he. #monsterdon

Dude! Look behind that papier mache door! #Monsterdon #WarriorandtheSorceress

Why is he hiding in the oven? #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress

I'm not even sure what's going on anymore except that there is clearly a conspiracy for this woman never to have real clothes, and the lizard is probably running the show #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #WarriorAndTheSorceress

This is basically the same plot as Beyond Thunderdome but Tina Turner is Zug and Masterblaster is half lizard #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheWizardAndTheSorceress1984

Stop hitting the boobies lady! Jeez, guys wtf. #monsterdon

Booby continuity errors #Monsterdon #WarriorAndTheSorceress

tits again... #Monsterdon

You leave that creature alone! #Monsterdon

Carradine stole the other frat house's mascot #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress1984

Creature is from those Henson SNL skits #Monsterdon #WarriorAndTheSorceress

hup hup hup hup hyah #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a ... terrible movie. #monsterdondoubleFeature #monsterdon #thewarriorandthesorceress1984

Hup hup hup hup hup #Monsterdon #WarriorandtheSorceress

Taracs? I only have Quatloos and Space Euros on me #Monsterdon

What’s this bad guy from, something, I can’t place him #Monsterdon #WarriorAndTheSorceress

prelate just means on time. You're pre (before) late (being late). So the prelate is just someone who is on time a lot. #monsterdon #monsterdondoubleFeature #thewarriorandthesorceress1984